Eraserhead Press, 2005 (2005)
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Reviewed by Hilary Williamson
his spoofy, stream of consciousness time travel tale is worth reading, if only for its hilariously irreverent introductory musings on the simian appearance of Abraham Lincoln. I also appreciated Chris Genoa's empathy with signing gorilla Koko's difficulties when released to the wild, where she dealt with '
blank stares, confused offerings of bananas, and finally hot fresh feces
' hurled at her.
ime tour guide Joe Malarkey works for Mr. Burk of Dactyl Inc.. After shooting Lincoln to resolve a problem caused by a loony member of his tour group, Joe is reassigned by Burk as '
Chief of Probes
', to find out who is trying to change his boss's past - despite the fact that the '
Shaved Cat Principal
' shows that changing a time line is impossible). An odd
- nicknamed Boogedy and Nibbles by Joe - display a persistent interest and even follow him through time (this is also supposed to be impossible as Dactyl has a monopoly on time travel). When at home, Joe deals with his apartment's haunting by the aggressive ghost of its previous occupant, and with a '
ngoing mysterious appearances and disappearances include that of Joe's co-worker, the pathetically dippy Martini, who's kidnapped by the alien Duo, and ends up planet-hopping with them while they make futile attempts at communication. It seems they're trying to avert some sort of space-time disaster. Joe discovers that Burk's '
Shaved Cat Principal
' is flawed, and is inveigled into another expedition into the past. The story (is there a story in here?) meanders on to take in the cult of the Bogumils, a '
Where or Whencesoever Device
', assorted robots, a multiplicity of Burks (including those devolved into monkeys), and an alien plan to replace humans with winged sea lions
enoa offers a wild ride on the wacky side of SF, the outpourings of a highly creative mind. His empathy with Koko extends to credible descriptions of situations like time travel and birth and solitude, supplemented by wise advice like '
you should never trust mysterious beams of light
'. Though the ongoing asides are too frequent for my taste (I prefer a story straight up), I enjoyed
and wonder what its author will write next.
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