Don't leave your rocks in the
laundry
They've already been washed in the rain
There's a rock and roll band in the dryer
And the racket will drive us insane
Please don't put your ants in the pantry
They escaped from their box and are free
They're all lining up for the sugar you spilled
And inviting their friends in for tea
That Home Alone trap that you set up?
It was triggered this morning by Kyle
Your brother's been sloshed by a bucket of slime
You'd better hide out for a while
So don't put the rocks in the pantry
The ants in the laundry won't do
If you squeeze them all into the closet
There might just be room left for you!
