Don't
leave your rocks in the laundry
They've already been washed in the
rain
There's a rock and roll band in
the dryer
And the racket will drive us
insane
Please
don't put your ants in the pantry
They escaped from their box and
are free
They're all lining up for the
sugar you spilled
And inviting their friends in for
tea
That
Home Alone trap that you
set up?
It was triggered this morning by
Kyle
Your brother's been sloshed by a
bucket of slime
You'd better hide out for a while
So
don't put the rocks in the pantry
The ants in the laundry won't do
If you squeeze them all into the
closet
There might just be room left for
you!
